itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

Snake turnt af

leonardbonesy:

I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss. 

but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.

sonicbandicoot:

Gutman looks so offended omgh

sonicbandicoot:

Gutman looks so offended omgh

Emily:  This is my boyfriend, Tom, and this is Tom's boyfriend, Albert.
Dr. Wily:  Hey.
Joe:  Hey...oh...wait, sorry. What's the situation?
Emily:  What do you mean?
Joe:  How does this work?
Emily:  Tom is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Albert, and Albert's really gay for Tom. And I hate Albert.
Dr. Light:  It's not that complicated

ladygolem:

i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka, 

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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DO THEY THINK THIS IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I DO NOT

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

what she says:  im fine
what she means:  4 MMEGAMAN GAMES WERE CANCELLED AND MNO.9 HAS NO RELEASE DATE YET
Anonymous said: I think the problem is your friend doesn't understand that a lot of women DO work hard, and a lot if the times get nothing. Entitlement is "the fact of having a right to something." (Dictionary definition). In life, you're really not entitled to get anything. You have to work for it to get it. What she doesn't seem to understand is that a lot of people work very hard and get nothing. While others just have it given to them because society condones it. No person is entitled to be successful.

I wholeheartedly agree.  Thank you, wise anon.

One of my female friends put this on facebook and I just ????

memeofficial:

SunRISE

baryonyxmono:

michaeljcaboosie:

queen—historia:

during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
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yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please

actually the snk fandom would stock up on RAWKET LAWNCHERS and learn how to shoot fireballs from their hands, you two are thinking of the attack on titan fandom

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet