Snake turnt af
I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss.
but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.
i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka,
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please
actually the snk fandom would stock up on RAWKET LAWNCHERS and learn how to shoot fireballs from their hands, you two are thinking of the attack on titan fandom